shreks piss

While ‘smoking up’ with the lads and you get the munchies and decide to order McDonalds, a banana milkshake is known as Shrek’s piss

Jake asked Jay to order him twenty chicken nuggets and shreks piss from Mac D’s

by Shrekson O’Connor November 01, 2018

Abu shrek

Some guy on discord who thinks he is shrek's dad

'Did you know Abu shrek got banned?'
'Again?!'

by 112wdsad c3 October 15, 2020

shrek crocs

Aka the best shoes every

If you disagree — 😤

No one:
Shrek:
Let’s make amazing shoes for the whole word to wear (so considerate)

Making shrek crocs

by I’m better than u July 25, 2019

Shrek Screwdriver

A type of alcoholic drink, containing equal parts UV Blue vodka and OJ.
The mix of the blue vodka and orangy-yellow OJ makes a wonderful Shrek Green.
Hope you enjoy

Guy "Hey you want a Shrek Screwdriver?"
Other guy "Wouldn't have it any other way!"

by Beginner Brocheter April 07, 2022

Shrek hentai

Shrek hentai is when it’s anime shrek butt naked getting sexed on by another shrek

Dude did you like that shrek hentai I sent you? (Other guy) Yea dude!!! I unloaded about 67 Gallons of semen

by LordFartquadtheSexAddict September 25, 2019

Shrek Bird

A sexual act involving a minimum of 4 participants, one of whom being a girl.
The 3 men occupy the three main orphases and coordinate their movements so to simultaneously ejaculate 'filling' the female instantaneously. Thus expanding the female like the bird from shrek in the scene in which fiona sings until the bird expands and explodes.

dude 1: 'dude, shes fair hot'
dude 2: 'i reckon we should shrek bird her'
dude 1: 'ok me, you and who else?
dude 2: 'how bout garth?'

by BenderBendingRodríguez69 November 07, 2010

shrekking off

When you decide to Shrek your stick off like a psycho.

hey man did you hear about that one guy shrekking off?

by oreos12345 December 19, 2014