scrambled eggs and ketchup

Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.

Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.

by Torbert October 16, 2020

scraming

In the context of a verb it can mean ejaculating in one's belly button and then eating the ejaculation from the bellybutton.

guy 1: yo did you hear about becky and josh
guy 2: yeah i heard he tried scraming on her.
guy 1: gross.

by yourloyalcatgirl December 29, 2020

squirt n scram

Making a quick stop somewhere (usually a friends house) to take a shit and then leave right after

yo man, i hate to squirt n scram....but i gotta go, and then i gotta go

by myst1drs May 13, 2011

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.

My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.

by JRBlack July 7, 2016

shAame

Usually used when impersonating italian ski instructors or plumbers.

It merely shows brief annoyance or mocking towards an idea or conversational topic.

"i can't go up the pub coz ive spent all my money on weed"
"it's a shAame"

by iexus March 9, 2005

Scramsay

When one fails to say amscray, making one seem like a fool for failing to pronounce leading to hysterics.

a woman walks into a male bathroom

Man: WTF? SCRAMSAY BITCH

by upsideinside November 3, 2009

scrample

A scrap as a sample. A representative sample of a thing, made by removing a scrap of the original item. Used mainly in remodeling homes, boats, etc., where the original item is too large to be brought whole to a paintshop for color matching or a lumberyard for comparison to available products.

Go get a scrample of that siding so we can match the grooves at the store.

by Jerome Laguna June 3, 2011