2021 world wide microchip shortage caused by Covid-19 conspiracy theory of microchips being injected with every vaccine shot.
Hey Dustin, did you get Covid-19 vaccine?
Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".
Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".
by Marcellus_Wallace May 03, 2021
After blowing through a stop sign going 80.
Dude A: "Shit, was that pig just talkin to his shoulder?"
Dude B: "Yeah. We better clear the fuck out."
Dude A: "Shit, was that pig just talkin to his shoulder?"
Dude B: "Yeah. We better clear the fuck out."
by Psychwrite August 26, 2008
by hearditonthestreet May 04, 2007
When you are being masturbated by a partner, and said parter shoves a travel sized bottle of head and shoulders up your ass. Typically done in the backseat of a car in the middle of the day.
Guy 1: Man, Laura invited me to a Head & Shoulders Party last weekend. It was awesome! We had it right in front oh her church!
Guy 2: Ew.
Guy 2: Ew.
by M.J.R.T. October 17, 2006
A fake cringey Music Video describing NC’s Fanfiction Feminine character jerking from side to side winking on a white screen with her shoulders exposed/dancing.
by NCiscrackedatfortnitelol May 08, 2022
Someone who cuts their shoulder. Like someone who cuts their wrists are often called emo, people who cut their shoulders are often called mentally retarded . They cut their shoulder because shoulders are less visible than wrists are.
"Man, that chick is a shoulder cutter."
by oergbewrgjkert February 03, 2007
When your significant other looks at sexy materials on the Internet, and you watch them looking at it and get turned on by association.
My bisexual girlfriend was looking for a girlfriend online all night, it was great Over-the-shoulder Porn!
by tomthealienninja June 07, 2010