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Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 12, 2006
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Fa Shat ne' Fine

Awesome; Fine as in how a person looks.
Hey she looks Fa Shat ne' Fine!. That is Not Fa Shat ne' Fine!
by Scruffy Yak December 7, 2010
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shat on yo mama's black face

1.)An insult usually following nigga please

2.)What you say to your friend instead of doing your mom
"That girl just shat on yo mama's black face!"
by JoHn_KaYlOr October 9, 2011
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woah, some guy just shat himself

Why are you looking this up? The definition is basically the fucking title. You shitfaced fucking narwhal.

This phrase is what you would use to express the fact that some guy just left a shit in their pants.
"Woah, some guy just shat himself, wanna go sniff it and put it on the black market?"
by Mark Hamill's imaginary friend February 2, 2018
mugGet the woah, some guy just shat himselfmug.

Shat-pole

When having a poop, the column of shit hits the water while still coming out of your ass.
Omg, just had a full on shat-pole, good enough for some superhero to slide down.
by MrPabloE May 11, 2025
mugGet the Shat-polemug.

jump-shat

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.
man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.
by blah's February 26, 2011
mugGet the jump-shatmug.

Charlite shat

When a woman in the act of making love poops on his own.

That bitch.
"So what happened last bight with that chick.

" she was a charlite shat"

"That bitch"
by bigboieatspie April 26, 2019
mugGet the Charlite shatmug.

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