shane kelly

a tall, autumn aesthetic bruv. according to UD, bickle has a pickle. is really sweet, and prefers waffles over pancakes because they have “syrup pockets.” wants to utilize fruit roll ups in more ways than one. a noise to describe shane? BOING, BOING, BOING. looks great in sunglasses and can sing “hotel room service” word for word which is really hot ngl. he’s packing front and back. kid’s got cake. is on the road to uphill potential. he thinks his gf is cool whether or not he likes to admit it ( high words are sober thoughts ;) ). desires to be the only pumpkin king.

girl: do you know shane kelly?
other girl: the one that dressed up as daphne?
other other girl: the one with the banana costume?
girl: yeah, that’s him!

by darkredaestheticig September 24, 2023

Shane Thomas

The lover of the duck overlord

Now rise for Shane Thomas the duck overlord concubine

by Thatracistmofo February 15, 2022

Pulling a Shane

When you disappear or go hiding from work for over 45 minutes.

Ashley was pulling a Shane yesterday at work.

by Timmyturtle May 23, 2019

shane rule

Unofficial addendum to Robert's Rules of Order, invoked when no one in the room actually knows anything about the current topic of conversation. Once invoked all discussion of the named topic must cease and a new topic of conversation should be chosen.

"Chicken eggs are unfertilized that's why they don't hatch."
"Why would they be laid if they weren't fertilized? The chicken just needs to sit on them and then they would turn into chicks."
"Do either of you know what you're talking about?"

"No."
"No."
"Shane rule!"

by H. Welles July 15, 2014

Shane Broderick

Shane is one of the best looking male Irish TikTokers and Instagramers If not the best. Shane has been popular on TikTok for a few years and all the Irish girls do be going mad over him for his unreal looks and style to charming personality.

Me - did you see Shane Brodericks new insta post he’s totally hot

Friend- I know right he is so perfect

by Sage Shine April 11, 2021

Shane the Ogre

A nasty ogrey boy who likes it up the asshole. His best friend is usually a scrawny pale boy (somewhat like the book Of Mice and Men). He is an idiot. Once you fell under the trap of this beast, its hard to get out of. Beware.

Did you see Shane the Ogre over there?
The one ugly and alone? Yeah I saw him.

by Anonnamousss May 21, 2011

Shane the Destroyer

The layer of pipe king of pythons, shane will murder you with dick punches to the anus may lord have mercy on your holes.

omg look out behind you its shane the destroyer

or

what is that dangling on the ground oh that is just the destroyer don't let that thing wrap around you

by Farman June 9, 2018