Scottish Surprise

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt

“Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there”

by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022

Scottish Soak

When you soak but rather than a bed shaker one performs a Scottish jig to shake the bed

OMG did you hear that Stephanie got Scottish soak(ed) last night??

by Roommate sleeper March 26, 2024

Scottish christmas

The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out

Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas

by Meathole69 October 5, 2018

scottish pain relief

A uncommon Nickname for Scotch whisky referring to alcohols tendency to relief pain

Mike:hey Ron what are you drinking

Ron: a little bit of scottish pain relief

by Its_a_jaggggg October 22, 2022

Scottish Tower

Like an Eiffel Tower, but with a sheep.

We lifted our kilts and made a Scottish Tower at the farm.

by ScottishKilt February 15, 2021

scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu October 8, 2016

Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019