You hardly ever see a schlong that is bigger than a head, unless it's made of rubber. That must have happened for a reason.
If you've watched a porno before, you notice you dont see a schlong larger than a head. Most guys are not 10 foot tall avatars, avatars might have schlongs larger than a human head.
by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020
The definitive slang for a guy’s (or a hermaphrodite’s) cock. A much better sounding word than penis.
That son-of -a-bitch’s schlong must be 10 inches long. He got it stuck in his zipper and had to take it to the emergency room to have it extricated.
by Macsloan January 15, 2021
a shit-long penis
by i_snortwizzfizz November 03, 2021
It refers to your dick. Particularly a dick that's large in size and is therefore sloppy when soft. Big+sloppy+dong= schlong
Guy1:"dude I can't wear those types of swimming shorts"
Guy2:"Why?"
Guy1:"coz my schlong is gonna be exposed coz it's so big"
Guy2:"Why?"
Guy1:"coz my schlong is gonna be exposed coz it's so big"
by random_masterbater December 01, 2020
by himama November 27, 2019
by Thrbegrfhdyduf January 16, 2020