scared sober

when you’re under the influence and encountered by someone who’s not supposed to know.. all of a sudden you feel sober

“Man, when my mom walked into my room I was scared sober”

by greenbeansyes4 September 17, 2022

Scared High

When you smack the mid one too many times and you begin to feel too zooted. It can be especially scary for beginners and can cause full blown panic attacks. For seasoned veterans it’s hardly a worry since they’ve experienced this thousands of times. It can become somewhat of a hobby to force yourself to get scared high and see how you react.

Friend 1: “I smoked a .5 reggie blunt of some Stinkpuss OG and immediately became scared high”
Friend 2: “The way she goes my guy the way she goes.”

by TBahamaswag1234 June 10, 2020

scare-mo

Homosexual and/or Elmo dressed up as a scarecrow.

Dan's Scare-mo costume totally rocks.

by Jesseho January 31, 2014

Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out

1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!

by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021

Scared of the big S

Scared of the left side of the politics. Communism, socialism and leftism is your fear.

Real Americans are scared of the big S

by Baudet for president November 1, 2023

Zombie Scare

When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.

I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.

by funnie03 March 17, 2012

Scare Attraction

A form of live entertainment that simulates the experience of haunted locations or envisioning horror fiction. They usually feature fearsome sets and characters, especially ghosts, monsters, demons, witches, serial killers, and/or psychopaths. Humourous characters may also be included.

I went to an awesome scare attraction last night. It really scared the crap out of me.

by ashley8bit March 1, 2019