Sailing at half-mast

A partial erection.

I’m trying to get it in, but I’m sailing at half-mast.

by Red Bastard July 4, 2020

Sailing

Well, it's not far down to paradise
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find tranquility
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me
It's not far to never never land
No reason to pretend
And if the wind is right you can find the joy
Of innocence again
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, believe me

Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
Soon I will be free
Fantasy
It gets the best of me
When I'm sailing
All caught up in the reverie
Every word is a symphony
Won't you believe me?
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free
Well, it's not far back to sanity
At least it's not for me
And if the wind is right you can sail away
And find serenity
Oh, the canvas can do miracles
Just you wait and see, really, believe me
Sailing
Takes me away to where I've always heard it could be
Just a dream and the wind to carry me
And soon I will be free

by Death Menace December 20, 2022

Sailing

Not a sport.

Person 1:"I love sailing"
Person 2: "But its not a sport."

by rowingisamazing May 15, 2020

Salim

The god of coolness, savageness and most importantly gayness.

This beast is known to be one of the most gay things you can get a glimpse of.

When you look at the beasts lower back body you can see a bump coming out. This is known as the beasts buttplug. When you see this you know that the Salim’s hand is inside his asshole and is deep enough to rotate his insides.

The god Salim struck again..
The man he attacked became gay.

by MuhammedSmail8 December 9, 2020

sailinganarchyass

Anonymous SailingAnarchy whiner who displays poor taste, bad judgment and who spreads outrageous theories based on hearsay, innuendo, parody and lies. To expand on a phrase: Each whiner is totally fucking ridiculous.

Each whiner are a sailinganarchyasshole.
RobinCrusoe: what really happened is the forestay...
WuWei(Chris): to the fact Reid is a moron
aseawolf: Cheesus, not only are you an asshole but you're an uninformed asshole
Timmy-Trick_Turkey: "bend over and show me the void, ho..."
Nautigirl: Characteristics of a cult leader
Sailflat(Doug): notifying the rescue services that the cheese scow is missing or in distress

by Regatta Dogpile February 27, 2008

saliamh

A annoying girl. That needs to get a life. She is so annoying no ones likes her. Only people that are scared of her. No real person is.

Saliamh we can fight for I care for
Let's go

2 min later
I told you we can fight now your in the hospital

by Bossy...boss January 16, 2017

Salim

A really strong pakistani guy 100% in 6” region and can pull the girls for days

Yo bruv you salim ye?

by Qwertyuiopfgh May 24, 2018