Rachel loves my velvet sack.
I teabagged her with my velvet sack.
It’s a lot of work maintaining my velvet sack. If I don’t I’m like a Sasquatch down there.
I teabagged her with my velvet sack.
It’s a lot of work maintaining my velvet sack. If I don’t I’m like a Sasquatch down there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
I knew I was too late for a sack swipe when I dropped my shorts to urinate and could smell my own nuts.
by Farkus Cluck May 11, 2008
If you look closely at your testicular pouch for just a few minutes you will notice subtle movement of the skin your not in control of. Must be done sitting or laying down.
by Mr. Theado June 20, 2016
An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.
The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.
The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.
The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.
by JDirty September 28, 2013
by sebstud May 22, 2011
by G. Jordan October 26, 2007