Baker L Saturday

Noun:1)The only human being in the world that you must never fuck with.
2)The baddest bitch to ever do it.

You can try them all, but don't get on Baker L Saturday's bad side.

by Katherine Altengorimo November 23, 2021

Jessica Saturday

Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.

Omg- have you SEEN Jessica Saturday’s post?

by Ummm...yeahhhh April 03, 2018

saturday night remorse

Laying in bed sunday morning feeling remorseful for saturday nights actions or in-actions.

I spent 300 at the bar on patron shots for drunk biddies and the cocks dry as a motherfucker. I have saturday night remorse.

I just sent my ex-girlfriend a 500word poem on sunday morning. I have saturday night remorse.

I got that saturday night remorse, yo.. was with mad clits and only made out.

I am remorseful for saturday night.

by THe What WHAT?! December 06, 2009

Saturday scottsdale

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.

Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.

by flexydevil May 08, 2023

Sad Saturday Hours

When the girls leave and its only the two guys left and they refelect on wtf they are doing with their lives.

Boy: Damn they left, now what?
Boy 2: Its time for Sad Saturday Hours my man

by WTFisWrong March 07, 2019

Saturday Showday

A random tradition where each and every Saturday where you watch a show.

“Hey! I wanna start doing Saturday Showdays!”
“Okay! We should start by watching Ginny and Georgia first.”

by metalmagneticmaniac March 07, 2023

Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019