sweater pony

Undergarment worn by women to help hold up massive breasts. Typically a large bra.

Jillian went into her room to pick out a silky sweater pony for the evening.

by musicalwhimsy May 20, 2013

fancy sweater

one who is metro-sexual but in more of a European styling

look at Chris with his hair all slicked back and his collar up he looks like a friggen fancy sweater

by nataskirk February 21, 2009

sweater fat

when you buy a sweater that is too big for your actual size
thus giving you a lot of extra cloth
producing the effect that you have a lot of fat

when you actually have sweater fat

Person 1: "Dude go do some jump ropes"
Person 2: " ugh..it's annoying with all this sweater fat"

by Our Twig November 22, 2010

sweater september

sweater september is when you give your sweater to someone who asks or it for the entire month of september

bro its sweater september hide your sweaters

by aaatraps November 22, 2019

Cosby sweater

to ignore or dismiss the allegations of a rape victim despite overwhelming evidence that the event occurred.

Sarah reported the rape, but the police just put her in a Cosby sweater and the case was never prosecuted.

by itssupereffective November 22, 2014

sweater kittens

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.

Dem mothafuckin sweater kittens be brawlin son!

by Mordous January 23, 2007

No Sweaters in the Pool

A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.

(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)

Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."

by Apocalyptus January 17, 2009