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hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.
After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.
by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006
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Wind Surfing

a) the acts involved in flatulence fetish...aka fart play.

or
b) intentionally making a vagina expel compressed air
a) Did you hear that your ex lets his new boyfriend fart on him..? Ya he told me he's a wind surfer.

b) My boyfriend likes to do it doggy style so it makes me quiff..he's in to wind surfing.
by Sand Cat February 27, 2010
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Surfing on a rocket

The period of time right after you smoke and feel really high. Taken from the FIFA 2005 soundtrack, from the group Air.
"Yo if we smoke now, we should be surfing on a rocket by 10:30".

"Yo Ian's been surfing on a rocket the past 45 minutes"

Yo Ian what are u doing?....Just Surfing on a rocket
by RLOVE July 1, 2005
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Turd Surfing

Turd Surfing occurs when you surf a local jettie, or water outlet, where water drains from the streets, into the sewer, into the riverbed. Ever notice why the water is always warm? Yeah, thats poo and pee. Ironically, the surf is usually always good, near turd surfing locations.
"hey fuckers, stop dumping shit in the street drains, no one likes to eat a peice of poo when they go turd surfing"
by rob $ April 13, 2005
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Surf chicken

by isayrawr September 14, 2011
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free surfing

not caught up by all the same old stuff, that causes you to hit all the same old websites, in the same old order... just because that's what you are used to doing. Looking at the Internet in a new way, like it's the first time again and you're still not used to it.
I was in such a weird mood last nite that when I got in front of my PC I started free surfing; I hit a bunch of sites I've never seen before.
by holdenn August 31, 2007
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Surf and terf

(Noun. Alternatively “surf ‘n’ terf”) Bethany Meilani Hamilton (born February 8, 1990) is an American professional surfer and writer who survived a 2003 shark attack in which her left arm was bitten off and who ultimately returned to professional surfing. She wrote about her experience in the 2004 autobiography, Soul Surfer: A True Story of Faith, Family, and Fighting to Get Back on the Board, which was adapted into the 2011 feature film, Soul Surfer, in which she attributes her strength to her Christian faith.
Remember when that surf and terf made an Instagram post (on her birthday…?) saying trans women aren’t women and shouldn’t be allowed to compete, literally called trans men “converted women”, and then continued to go on a long, LONG rant about hormones, saying some weird, shady shit about people with PCOS?
by Grandfatherbussy February 9, 2023
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