The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
by RJ Wells December 11, 2006
by Scruffy Yak December 07, 2010
by JoHn_KaYlOr October 09, 2011
Why are you looking this up? The definition is basically the fucking title. You shitfaced fucking narwhal.
This phrase is what you would use to express the fact that some guy just left a shit in their pants.
This phrase is what you would use to express the fact that some guy just left a shit in their pants.
by Mark Hamill's imaginary friend February 02, 2018
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Farted, but not a normal fart. One that smells like poop and causes people to evacuate the vicinity.
by theamazingsquid February 01, 2012