Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

Fa Shat ne' Fine

Awesome; Fine as in how a person looks.

Hey she looks Fa Shat ne' Fine!. That is Not Fa Shat ne' Fine!

by Scruffy Yak December 7, 2010

shat on yo mama's black face

1.)An insult usually following nigga please

2.)What you say to your friend instead of doing your mom

"That girl just shat on yo mama's black face!"

by JoHn_KaYlOr October 9, 2011

woah, some guy just shat himself

Why are you looking this up? The definition is basically the fucking title. You shitfaced fucking narwhal.

This phrase is what you would use to express the fact that some guy just left a shit in their pants.

"Woah, some guy just shat himself, wanna go sniff it and put it on the black market?"

by Mark Hamill's imaginary friend February 2, 2018

Shat

To take a shit before-hand.

I just shat a comically large shit.

by Urban Dictionary User Person January 15, 2023

shat your shot

A play on "Shoot your shot" when asking someone out, to "shat your shot" means you asked the person out, but you botched it with the result that you were rejected.

You "shat your shot" when you botch a proposal to ask someone on a date. For example, saying the wrong name.

:::Asking out Becky:::
"Hi! I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies, Cindy."
You just shat your shot.

by The Languager October 28, 2023

shat day

National shat day occurs on December 22nd. It’s one day of the year that Shat is formally recognized by her friends and is treated like royalty.

Shat day is the best day!

Let’s celebrate shat day by telling her how much we appreciate her!

by shedaddylol December 22, 2020