up wards hand rodeo

when you jack off with ur dick facing up and cum all over yourself

the up wards hand rodeo makes my skin feel really dry when i wipe off the cum

by free ballin burke December 2, 2009

deep heat rodeo

To rub deep heat cream into the toilet seat and wait for a victim to take a shit then all hell breaks loose

Yeehaa!! Deep Heat Rodeo !!!!!

by urban skidmarks September 23, 2017

Roast Beef Rodeo

Two hot chicks in a vigorous scissor session working the beef curtains all but raw.

I was so horny when I got back to the dorm I crawled into bed with my roommate and had a roast beef rodeo till I passed out.

I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.

As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Himalayan Rodeo

Sex maneuver. Mount a girl from behind. After you are satisfied with your experience. Tell her you have AIDS and see how long you can stay on her.

I was Doing this chick Doggie style, I decided I wanted to do the Himalayan Rodeo. I told her i had AIDS. She jumped around or and bucked like a bull. I stayed on for 2 minutes.

by DeadH3ad May 2, 2010

Raunchy rodeo

While engaging in anal sex with your lady, you call her by her best friends name as you begin to pull her hair. The object, of course, being to ride for a full eight seconds.

Raunchy rodeos always lead to one night stands... But hey, I rode for ten seconds!

by MmfsGd August 16, 2011

Raggy Rodeo

Latin: Ragius Slagius Rodius

This sexual maneuvre takes lots of preperation but creates a huge amount of sexual pleasure.

You need to locate the targeted females used period pad, or for a better reaction use someone elses, then superglue around the edges of the bloody pad. Before sneaking up behind her in the dark and slapping the period pad over her mouth so it sticks bloody side in. Then commence having sex with her from behind wrapping your arms around her waist as she struggles to get you and the period filled delight attached to her mouth off, you should time how long you can hang on for.

My girlfriend was furious when I did the Raggy Rodeo, but 14 seconds beat my dads record.

by sanchezandjebus69 January 23, 2013

Aids rodeo

A sporting event initiated while having unprotected doggie style sex. begin by grabbing your partner's hips and telling them you are HIV positive, then hang on as long as possible while they try to fling you off like a bull.

I lasted 9 seconds on my first aids rodeo.

by Topkek January 20, 2017