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Readers block

The inability to read a book or the impatience to read one.
Readers block often happens to people who read more than 5 books a month and they begin to get bored of reading them.

Readers block also happens conveniently when someone has to read a book for a school report.

Readers block also leads to extreme boredom with the unwillingness to do anything whatsoever.
Person 1 "I dont want to read the scarlet letter for english... I have readers block"

Person 2 "No you dont! You just want to play xbox"

Person 1 "I'd much rather stare at a wall."
by jkskk September 3, 2009
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reafer

slang term used in the reference of marijuana. a.k.a. pot, weed, grass, ganja, and many others too bountiful to name them all.
"Dude did you pick up the reafer for the party?"
by Mossy[HxC] January 20, 2008
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Anus Raper

One who forcefully restrains and analy penetrates another unwilling human or animal.

Also used as an insult
1. Jim is an Anus Raper, he fucked her in the ass.

2. You little anus raper!
by RILES20 April 30, 2005
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ReperTwat

Pronounced rep-er-twat (like repertoire), this is the mental list of members of the opposite sex that you've gotten with, and with whom you could probably get again. It's applicable to any degree of action or ass that you've received during a hookup or past relationship. Like the universe, it is ever-expanding.
Two friend's speaking:

Bro 1: Brosiff, there gunna be any hot femaliens at the party tonight?
Bro 2: Cha-yeah. I'm pretty sure Lisa, Annie, and Kristen. They're all in my repertwat.
Bro 1: Jeez son, save some for the rest of us.
Bro 2: Not my fault I got a lotta tricks up my sleeves, or should I say pants.
by Nick Savoy August 8, 2009
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grim raper

a penis which curves to one side, giving it the shape of a sickle (the Grim Reaper's weapon of choice).
Look at that fool! He's got a Grim Raper!
by rapeartist January 18, 2005
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reaver

A powerful but slow firing ground unit in the game StarCraft. It moves extremely slow and fires homing "scarabs" at enemy units.
"Oh my god they dropped Reavers in your base!!!"
by JZV January 12, 2004
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proof reader

Someone who corrects the English mistakes in the work of another writer. The shepherd who safely guides thoughts and ideas through the swamps of the English language. A maintenance worker who struggles to keep that cobbled together bridge between the writers mind and the readers mind called English from collapsing. A harmless drudge who works just as hard on a toilet paper ad as on a work that will be considered a jewel of western literature. A pain in the neck when it's your paper they're correcting.
The quality of your paper is A+, the mechanics is D- , you are a miserable proof reader. I really stink at English my spouse has to proofread all my writing.
by knowman March 22, 2008
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