peruvian raccoon

Similar to the peruvian eye goggles, the peruvian raccoon is when you dip your balls into a pile of shit ( preferably human ) and proceed to lay them onto your victim. As you pull the testicles off of your victim you will notice rings around their eyes that resemble a raccoon.

Last night I gave this bitch the dirtiest peruvian raccoon I have ever seen

by captain_emu November 26, 2014

Stinky Raccoon

When a house guest leaves you a turd in the toilet bowl without flushing

I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

moes racoon

A person who enjoys fucking raccoons

Moes racoon enjoys f*** raccoons its funny said josh

by Boilililjl December 4, 2016

Exotic Raccoon

When a woman wears a vast amount of make-up (primarily around her eyes) to try and conceal all the bruises and black eyes she has from her abusive boyfriend/husband.

Person 1: Why is Jane wearing so much make-up lately?
Person 2: Oh. No, she's just an 'Exotic Raccoon'. If you get what I mean.

by Kailo. December 6, 2017

soggy raccoon

Gets crazy coochie and tries in touch footy.

When soggy raccoon plays for the andreans he gets mad tries

by Cooooooochiiiee man October 15, 2020

garbage racoon

An individual that is treated like an absolute piece of trash by people that don't appreciate or respect them for who they are or what they provide. An animal treated sub par by other animals or humans.

He treats her like a garbage racoon whilst he runs around texting other busted women, in front of and behind her back...

by Madame Breaux psychic December 17, 2020

iPad raccoon

Me
I am iPad raccoon

iPad raccoon is awesome!!!!!!
That is that only way to use the definition iPad raccoon!duh!!!!

by iPad racoon January 5, 2021