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COOTER PUNCH

TO PUNCH ONE IN THE VAGINA.
WOMAN...IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE I'M GOING TO COOTER PUNCH YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK.
by CHATCHER January 19, 2009
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dick punch

the act of using one's fist to forcefully demolish the manhood of another.
I'd like to dick punch that damn bastard at Fox who cancled Family Guy. (fuck the new-found cartoon network fans, you assholes aren't old school!)
by Kwelobus December 24, 2003
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vagina punch

a powerful punch right into the vagina.
*finish her* "VAGINA PUNCH!!!" *fatality*
by vageenaahh August 17, 2008
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box punch

To punch a girl in her vagina.
Did you hear? Tucker Max once box punched a girl during a kegstand!
by Mister Baker January 28, 2009
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Surprise punch

A desperate punch that is thrown usually into the face, in order to flee from an opponent, enemy, threat, etc.
Guy 1: I had to Surprise punch the thief who was going to stab me, in order to run away from him.

Guy 2: Ouch! Bet he didn't see it coming!
by Random Person 362 July 20, 2011
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fatty punch

That bitch's pussy was so rank, so I fatty punched it.
by Osmozno October 6, 2007
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lucy punch

Nearing the end of sexual intercourse, the female waits for the male to climax before then punching him in the face in a hormonal and alcohol fuelled rage.
dude: how did last night go?
unfortunate male: not good man, got lucy punched!
dude: not cool man, what was her name?
unfortunate male: strangely, it was lucy...
by i got lucy punched September 2, 2011
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