Procrastination

A worldwide phenomenon that teaches you to do an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.

I used procrastination so I end up doing my major grade projects that we were supposed to do over a two-week span in two hours. I also end up spending 2 days on a math worksheet because I was getting distracted. To rephrase, I did an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.

by I should be working March 24, 2019

procrastinating

You know you're procrastinating when you're starting to listen to dancy music and start dancing and singing to it.

"Super Trouper" by Abba comes up - person starts singing: Suuuuuper Trooouuupeerrr liiight are gonna bliiind me, buuuut I woon't feel bluuuuuuuuuue!
Mother hears person singing: Oh man, she's procrastinating again...

by criesinindie November 21, 2019

Procrastinator

Says im going to finish all my school work on time

me rushing to complete it 20 minutes before its due; procrastinator

by zx,cz February 13, 2022

Procrastineating

Avoiding doing work by going to get a snack instead.

"Are you in the kitchen again? Aren't you supposed to be working?"
"I'm just procrastineating."

by King Nosmo September 3, 2020

Procrastination

A problem where you can't convince yourself to get off your ass and do something now, (Ex. a chore, homework, etc.) so you tell yourself you'll do it later.

Johnny has a problem with procrastination. He kept doing it until he ran out of time to do his homework.

by VioletThePurple July 24, 2021

procrastination

when you've typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ (left-to-right, going downward on a keyboard), /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` (right-to-left, going upward on a keyboard) and all 16 variations of qpzm (the 4 corners of the keyboard).

congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM

B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"

by dogman_ June 11, 2022

Procrastinator Parade

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.

That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.

by R.Ost June 19, 2023