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The priest and the rabbi

A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.

The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".
Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?
by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010
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PriestMLH

PriestMLH:the best guitar hero player in the history of guitar hero.
PriestMLH: 100% on every song except for Through the Fire and Flames and One.
by Nicholas Bohman June 15, 2008
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priestdick

A dick so rarely used it may as well be shrivelled in the sun like a sultana, or cut off and subsequently eaten by a nun mistaking it for a hotdog. With sauce or mustard
Benji never pulls a root. I'm surprised his choad hasn't fallen off like a priestdick. For all we know it has fallen off.
by youcangoandsuckmycock September 16, 2009
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tit priest

Whoopi Golberg played a Reno stage performer turned tit priest in Sister Act.
by saint_unicorn September 16, 2011
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Priest

Someone who, in light of recent events has been looked upon as a kiddie molester when in fact that is just a bunch of shit spread by powerful media. The fact is that INCIDENTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION HAPPEN MORE IN OTHER CHURCHES!!!!!!!! It's true, Protestant, Presbytarian, Lutheran, and yes even Mormon religious leaders have been found to do it a ton more than any Catholic priest, but the media has made it look like it happens every day in the Catholic church just because it has more political pull in the world. If you believe that all Catholic priests are pedophiles then you are an ignorant dumbfuck that shouldn't believe everything that you see on South Park
Lutheran:Yep all Catholic priests are pedophiles it,s been proven by the media.

Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.

Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.

Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?

Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.

Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.
by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008
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Double Jew Prius Screw

When someone is such a complete stupid waste of space and oxygen that while trying to help you they, through complete incompetence, royally screw you over.
A: Hey, Evan, can I have a ride to look at a car?

E: Anything for you Andrea.

N: You guys aren't going to look at a car at night are you?

E: Yes we are, and this is totally not a bad idea.

N: I want no part of this.

E: Dude, this car is totally a good buy, and has not been flooded, or had the odometer rolled back, or anything else weird going on with it. We should not look at the carfax or have a mechanic look at it first and should buy it right now. I am good at reading people, and we should buy this right now, with no possible recourse, and without looking at it in sunlight.

A: Um, ok Evan if you say so.

J: Wow, so she bought the car? Holy crap that was totally a Double Jew Prius Screw! Man I hate that guy Evan! What a dirty little fucker!
by ppoo383 December 19, 2012
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Prius

The most badass car in all of car history. Only used by the coolest, most awesome people. Prius owners often dress in attire such as leather jackets in order to display their coolness. Often used by superheroes and super villains, because of the natural Prius ability to appear invisible to the law, and despised by the general public who are unaware of Prius driver's true inner awesomeness.
Batman raced by, in his Prius, undetected by the civilians surrounding him.

The bank robber ran quickly to his Prius, and climbed inside, gasping for air. He did not attempt to drive away. He knew he did not need to, despite numerous police cars arriving on scene. He was in a Prius. He was invisible to the law. The bank robber smiled to himself and watched as the policemen fumbled around, trying to find the now-invisible culprit.

Adia was driving 105 on a 25mph road. Five police cars were in her general vicinity. However, none of them pulled her over. Because Adia was driving a Prius.
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