popsicle

sometimes used as a sex toy for nasty sluts

ew ashley used a popsicle as a dildo

by CH45S5 3R April 8, 2009

Mexican popsicle

When you ensert 1/3 cup of any multi-purpose glue into your asshole. Steadly insert a popsicle stick into your asshole sqeeze your ass shut and hold for 25 minutes. when glue has dried ensert a butterknife into your asshole and pry the surrounding glue open until the popsicle comes out. Then enjoy.

For better results try using a popsicle stick with jokes on it

Tim: Dude my asshole hurts so bad
Casey: No shit but at least you got to enjoy that mexican popsicle

by Moldymoonpie February 17, 2010

bloody tampon popsicle

a bloody tampon which is frozen in ones freezer to become a frozen.

"I was over ay Emily's house last night and she had a freezer of bloody tampon popsicles."

by CUNT FUCKER May 13, 2005

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008

Sex and Popsicles

A phrase coined to express indifference to a given situation.

"Where do you want to eat?"

"I don't know... it's all sex and popsicles to me."

by Andrew Walters December 1, 2007

Russian Popsicle

When a woman performs oral on you after you have had sex with her while she is on her period.

I got Kelly to suck my russian popsicle.

by RevRob81 April 23, 2008

Ball Popsicle

A ball popsicle is when a female takes such joy in licking your testicles, they essentially emulate a popsicle.

The fine bitch made a ball popsicle out of my shit.

by Nino Bambino April 6, 2004