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pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.
by Pokechu July 19, 2015
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Prick Pocket

verb, to get an erection with a person on your lap
She tried to sit on her boyfriend's lap, but he kept prick pocketing her.

Dude, I can't help but prick pocket whenever your mom sits on my lap.
by Smaugher November 25, 2010
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greasy pocket

by William E Barker III May 22, 2005
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Pocket Dragon

A flame producing device that is most commonly found in the pocket. A lighter.
Knight One : 'Wouldest thou pass me the pocket dragon most noble sir?'
Knight Two : 'Verily good sir, butest only if thou passeth to the left'
by The Herb Brothers September 1, 2012
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pocket peter

A portable dildo or vibrator easily able to be carried in a purse
Janice took her pocket peter with her on vacation when her boyfriend couldn't come along.
by camnewtownmvp May 25, 2012
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pick-pocketing

A crime of stealing things out of people's pockets
I witnessed a pick-pocketing at the station just now.
by Marcos Evangelista June 27, 2016
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pocket-siri

The act of activating siri on your iPhone while it is still in your pocket.
Holy crap, I just pocket-siried while I was procrasturbating!
by HeyChickaBumpBump February 15, 2014
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