Pocket Kongs

Holding two kings in your hand in a game of Texas Hold'em

Jimmy is in the big blinds with pocket kongs.

by KBGravey February 27, 2007

Prick Pocket

verb, to get an erection with a person on your lap

She tried to sit on her boyfriend's lap, but he kept prick pocketing her.

Dude, I can't help but prick pocket whenever your mom sits on my lap.

by Smaugher November 25, 2010

pocket tank

1. n. One who displays gratuitous amounts of flaming homoness
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment

1.
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
2.
Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...

by Breoffrey January 13, 2009

pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 19, 2015

greasy pocket

Female Genitalia that's extremely lubricated.

I'd stick it in her greasy pocket.

by William E Barker III May 22, 2005

heavy pockets

A person who has a lot of money.

"dude, if I ever want to buy that car i'm gonna need some heavy pockets"

by jenjenjenjen May 18, 2014

Lemon Pocket

Having a yellow stain on the crotch of one's underwear (usually white or a light color ) which resembles a lemon. This phenomena most commonly occurs when the person fails to "shake it" after the act of urinating.

When Kelly got shanked, the boys saw his lemon pocket.

by 50K All Day March 2, 2018