Piper

An amazing beautiful girl who doesn't see it but is extremely cute and funny. She's someone who you should love no matter the cause, and if your able to make sure to marry her asap

Person 1: "piper is so cute"
Person 2: "I would have to agree"

by _Onlyth3truth_ December 11, 2021

Piper

Piper is the most amazing, sweetest, and prettiest girl I’ve ever seen and have been able to be around. Her smile blesses everyone with its contagious-ness and her eyes glimmer with fun and happiness. Love ya-isa

Piper is my best friend

by anonymous August 5, 2024

Piper

I barely know her

Piper, I barely know her

by O1schneids June 10, 2022

Sand Piper

An attractive woman with extremely thin legs

Marie has an hour glass figure, but she has sand piper legs

by snookie pie October 24, 2023

Piper

The crackhead next door

“Do you smell that?” “It’s piper, next door”

by The thot manager October 19, 2019

Piper Dog

A small dog. Another word for lap dog. They have bark in a high pitch. There are many dogs named Piper who happen to be small dogs.

A small dog barking across the street…

Me: I hate Piper dogs. They're so annoying.

Friend: What’s a Piper dog?

Me: A small dog who barks in a high pitch. One of the neighbors has a chihuahua named Piper.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025

Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020