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Fruit Picking

Fruit picking is what causes lesbianism in prehistoric hunter-gather female groups. Since women traditionally stay back at the cave and go out and pick fruit while the men go hunt meat, they hang around each other alot and that leads to fun with the "fruit" and therefore to cave-women lesbianism. (Its a New Zealand thing)
"Those two over there with the fruit, they are so botch, I bet those two are fruit picking, ae" wink wink.
by McLovin - McGee March 5, 2009
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Plinking

the act of a female sliding a small tube into her uterus to create an alternate penis.
She was plinking so she could use the urinal.
by UrbanSyndrome September 28, 2013
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Picking the sense out of the nonsense

To get the truth or importance out of someone's story. To grasp the point of a story.
Me:"I have this friend,and she is in world of trouble. She needs to borrow $300 to pay her rent,and I don't know how to help her"

You:"So you need money to pay YOUR rent?"

Me:"Wow,how did you know?"

You:":eyeroll:PICKING THE SENSE OUT OF THE NONSENSE is what I do,dumbass"
by JocularC62 August 29, 2010
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cotton picking hands

A racist slur for a thief that's directed towards a black individual or meant to insult someone as such.
Get your cotton picking hands off of that TV, boy!
by Mark Alfano July 3, 2015
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cotton picking

when you are having intercourse with an african amercian, and you pull out your weiner and find lint on your shaft
I went cotton picking with some gangsta ass bitches!
by thomas and steven August 14, 2007
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Pinning around

Similar to fucking around with the emphasis on pinner stemming from the fact that the fucker who is arounding is a total fucking pinner.
"Stop pinning around you dam'd pinners"
by Nervous Nate May 12, 2008
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Cherry-Picking

When a group of males go out for a night on the town specifically looking for virgins.
G'day, Boys! Anyone down for some Cherry-Picking this evening?
by Judge Joody September 9, 2014
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