by Steps by Sovereign September 14, 2020
Get the Professional Homug. When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.
"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"
"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
by Andymius September 26, 2014
Get the Professional Flumug. The state of being so mad while working in an HR controlled professional environment that you word vomit your anger, but without cursing.
My coworker made me so flipping professionally livid that I sent a "per my previous" email. What can we do to ruin their life within the guidelines of the personnel manual?
by Working Red Lobster February 16, 2024
Get the professionally lividmug. If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.
"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.
by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024
Get the Professional Fishingmug. by C Clark June 30, 2021
Get the Professional Managermug. A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.
An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.
by Time_Roll February 24, 2024
Get the Professional Dumbassmug. A form of simple business attire favored by IT workers that consists of unkempt hair, untucked shirts, loose jeans and sneakers or docs.
The boss wont care if you dress ghetto professional as long as you get your assignments done on time.
by djalexdeep January 20, 2011
Get the ghetto professionalmug.