by William E Barker III May 22, 2005

Someone who you wouldn’t think drinks or can drink a lot but is actually a dark endless abyss for alcohol storage.
“Woah that girl is so small and innocent looking but yet she just downed like 8 drinks and is completely unfazed, she’s definitely a pocket drunk”
by ZAGAZAA September 15, 2023

An extremely large human mouth with breath that smells like explosives, teeth so jagged a hummer couldn't make it thru, and enough metal to build a re-enforced grenade launcher.
by awesome sauce sweater pant November 18, 2015

A pocket where a man can safely hide his boner from the death vision of the Female race within his pants
by KingTLOD October 9, 2013

by Bluebrees September 17, 2008

When a male (or possibly someone else) scratch's, cajoles, or otherwise touches his testicles or penis from inside his pants pocket, either in private or public.
by dogboy15 July 23, 2010

Napolean: Are you gonna eat your tots?
Pedro: No.
Napolean: Can I have them?
Pedro: Yes.
Napolean (Takes tots and inserts them into pocket, pocket tots)
Pedro: No.
Napolean: Can I have them?
Pedro: Yes.
Napolean (Takes tots and inserts them into pocket, pocket tots)
by YourMumsBum July 12, 2009
