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Pocket drunk

Someone who you wouldn’t think drinks or can drink a lot but is actually a dark endless abyss for alcohol storage.
“Woah that girl is so small and innocent looking but yet she just downed like 8 drinks and is completely unfazed, she’s definitely a pocket drunk”
by ZAGAZAA September 15, 2023
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war pocket

An extremely large human mouth with breath that smells like explosives, teeth so jagged a hummer couldn't make it thru, and enough metal to build a re-enforced grenade launcher.
Her war pocket made my manhood go from top of the line tube steak to shredded beef.
by awesome sauce sweater pant November 18, 2015
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tuck pocket

A pocket where a man can safely hide his boner from the death vision of the Female race within his pants
Dude, Melina was shaking her ass, I had to put my boner in my tuck pocket.
by KingTLOD October 9, 2013
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travel pocket

Asshole. The way to move things through security without getting them taken away.
The only way to get my pot through security was to use my travel pocket.
by Bluebrees September 17, 2008
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Pocket Golf

When a male (or possibly someone else) scratch's, cajoles, or otherwise touches his testicles or penis from inside his pants pocket, either in private or public.
Having spent hours in a hot car battling rush hour , he was ready for some pocket golf
by dogboy15 July 23, 2010
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Pocket Tots

Tater tots that were in a pocket, as seen in Napolean Dynamite.
Napolean: Are you gonna eat your tots?
Pedro: No.
Napolean: Can I have them?
Pedro: Yes.
Napolean (Takes tots and inserts them into pocket, pocket tots)
by YourMumsBum July 12, 2009
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