Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA

“I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Another name for cum.

Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.

by stonydaman April 5, 2021

Philadelphia pharmacy

The act of inserting a viagra into a woman's anus and fishing it out with your tongue before sex.

I had to hit up the Philadelphia pharmacy when I crawled into bed before I could start the part.

by Itsontv October 11, 2023

philadelphia popper

The act of placing one’s testicles into the freshly gaped butthole of your sexual partner, to which they clench their sphincter and eject your balls and scrotum with such force that it makes an audible “POP”.

A treat for sadomasochists and Greek connoisseurs.

There is no agreed upon origin of the term “Philadelphia Popper” only that the term has been used since atleast the 1970s mainly in men’s room trash talk and dive bar banter.

“Hey bro I hear you went home with Candace last night, did she slob on your knob?”

“Even better, I gave her the ole Philadelphia popper! My Balls still hurt like a bitch!”

“Broooooo I thought I smelled shit!”

*chestbump*

by DaRealBigBoss May 13, 2022

Philadelphia Lifeguard

(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.

Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"

by tacobodyparts February 9, 2023

Philadelphia Beauty Mark

The weeping sore of a herpes labialis outbreak located on the upper or lower lip.

I just got over a cold, and now I have a Philadelphia Beauty Mark.

by Celexis January 3, 2017

Philadelphia

Pain. The city that lost 3 championships in the 2022-23 season. The 76ers could be on track to lose 4.

Phillies- lost to astros in World Series

Phila Union- lost to LAFC in MLS Cup
Eagles- lost to chiefs in Super Bowl.

The Philadelphia Eagles lost in the World Series.

by Mrcdogs20 March 19, 2023