Philadelphia Union

MLS team that lost 2022 MLS cup after denied by LAFC backup GK

managed by: Jim Curtin

Tim: "you see Phili union, a MLS team, and Phillies lost their major cup on the same day"
Bob: "tragic"
Philadelphia union is a horrible MLS team

by Randle30 November 6, 2022

Philadelphia Flyers

A team owned by Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins.

Bill: Did you see the pens-flyers game last night?
Bob: Yeah, the pens won 5-0. Crosby had a hat trick and two assists.
Bill: Man it must suck to be a fan of the Philadelphia Flyers.
Bob: It sure does.

by Hockeytown19 November 25, 2022

philadelphia popper

The act of placing one’s testicles into the freshly gaped butthole of your sexual partner, to which they clench their sphincter and eject your balls and scrotum with such force that it makes an audible “POP”.

A treat for sadomasochists and Greek connoisseurs.

There is no agreed upon origin of the term “Philadelphia Popper” only that the term has been used since atleast the 1970s mainly in men’s room trash talk and dive bar banter.

“Hey bro I hear you went home with Candace last night, did she slob on your knob?”

“Even better, I gave her the ole Philadelphia popper! My Balls still hurt like a bitch!”

“Broooooo I thought I smelled shit!”

*chestbump*

by DaRealBigBoss May 13, 2022

philadelphia fusion

a term used for teams who choked an easy win in a sport

can also be shortened to: "philly" or "fusion"

They almost won, but they pulled a philadelphia fusion

by Cumcretemaker September 22, 2021

Philadelphia

If you are white and you live here you are probably going to die if you aren’t bulletproof

Oh you’re from Philadelphia you must be bulletproof

by Watermelon, black, da hood September 25, 2021

Philadelphia Eagle

When someone blows it or performs under par. Similar to making a mistake. You never want to do or be this.

Wow! Did you see that guy fall over while trying to talk to that girl?

Yeah, I did! That was a real Philadelphia Eagle right there! Hahaha!

by GilesGiantAnus July 21, 2021

Philadelphia Coffee

Codeword for a beer in a to-go coffee cup. Used by a bartender’s friends or local alcoholics who want to drink a beer on their next commute.

Customer: “hey bartender can you slide me a Philadelphia Coffee.”
Bartender: “ quiet man, the manger is on to me giving you these.”

by Hunteranger May 31, 2021