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wetter than an otter's pocket

when I see that fucker I get wetter than an otter's pocket
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Galaxy-Otter

Handplates Remodeled creator on tumblr. Oc inserted into Handplates and SwapPlates to properly Swap characters.
Didn’t Galaxy-Otter create that Reversed Insanity ship?
by Space_Otter September 4, 2021
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wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around
Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me
by fuckmedaddyseven June 9, 2021
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Ottering

Ottering (VERB) The act of drowning and rapeing in that sequential order.
I sent so many texts to her, I felt like I was ottering her inbox

At the office today, I was ottered with paperwork

Look at those otters, they're ottering those baby harbor seals
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otter

a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol
1: hey man what’s an otter?

2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol

1: okaaaaay?
by BUEnator May 18, 2021
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Silky Otter

When you in full view of everyone, run at steel box section full speed with your ass hole exposed and jump into the air, turn 180 degrees and land ass first on the end, sliding along the length and filling your insides with steel.
Hey did you see Dan do the Silky Otter today? I didnt know lesbians got down like that.
by Catfishtits69 June 30, 2025
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Otter

slang term for a gay male who is moderately tall, the same built, the same packing and the same hairy. just a 6.5/10 on all fronts

gay spectrum: twink----otter----twunk----hunk----bear
that james dude from the music store is such an otter
by tacklezzz September 30, 2025
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