Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024

Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

by Truruuus January 28, 2022

Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

Stretch

A fee of 30$ or more

I’ll pay you a stretch for those shoes

by Metre December 27, 2018

[Stretch throat]

stretch throat is when someone tells you that they have a sore throat but you know that person has been giving sloppy toppings lately , but act as if they don't understand why . Similiar to strep throat because there is imflamation in the throat but different solely because you know they a hoe.

Jane: man my throat is really sore , and I don't know why just came out of nowhere!

John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!

by Kilthy Fi April 24, 2019

Mr. Stretch

Noun, a word that describes an individual who has the uncanny ability to not give a flying fuck

Yo my nitgiga over here is Mr. Stretch

by Pnkjamys August 31, 2025

Stretch

Florida Gulf Coast slang for really good weed. When you smoke it, you feel like you’re being stretched (in a pleasant way).

I burned down some top-shelf stretch and felt like time itself was stretching.

by Maxwell P. Neudelman October 15, 2023