greasy pocket

Female Genitalia that's extremely lubricated.

I'd stick it in her greasy pocket.

by William E Barker III May 22, 2005

Pocket Kongs

Holding two kings in your hand in a game of Texas Hold'em

Jimmy is in the big blinds with pocket kongs.

by KBGravey February 27, 2007

velvet-pocket

the velvet pocket is where all men wish to keep their tackle. It is the females love haven, her vagina, her place of sanctuary and satisfaction.

"He thrust his love-truncheon into her moist and inviting velvet-pocket."

by jiminski pallenov February 17, 2009

pocket tank

1. n. One who displays gratuitous amounts of flaming homoness
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment

1.
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
2.
Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...

by Breoffrey January 13, 2009

pocket-siri

The act of activating siri on your iPhone while it is still in your pocket.

Holy crap, I just pocket-siried while I was procrasturbating!

by HeyChickaBumpBump February 15, 2014

heavy pockets

A person who has a lot of money.

"dude, if I ever want to buy that car i'm gonna need some heavy pockets"

by jenjenjenjen May 18, 2014

pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 19, 2015