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Jesse

A very overweight Male, You Never wanna get on his badside Never let your sisters near him with his perverted acts on his mind. Always fighting for a girlfriend but will never retrieve one. He may be perverted and overweight but he still is good on his bike!
"Look at that Jesse! He is very good at his bike! Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jesse!"
by Ajay Wilson June 5, 2020
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Jesse

He dates his sisters
Yo look at that Jesse he is kissing his sis
by Ladies man 223456 September 5, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is a faggot! He will cheat on you with every chance he gets! He is a straight up bitch! He will cheat on you on your birthday! If you ever meet a Jesse don’t be friends with him or date him because he is a BITCH!!!! He is also gay as fuck!! He has the smallest dick ever!!
Girl 1: you know Jesse?
Girl 2: yeah, he is super cute!
Girl 1: don’t date him!!!!
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because he is a faggot and will cheat on you!!!
by The ugly person October 22, 2019
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jesse

jesse is annoying af
by hoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoheoe December 17, 2018
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jesse

a guy addicted to any paper activity
fuck you #jesse you ate all my paper
by jesse draws March 12, 2020
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Jesse

A gay boy who likes talking sus and is really gay. Also has a huge fetish and love for Brad Pitt and men in general.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jesse?
Guy 2: I don't dare go near that man, he'll probe me if I get near.
by BleachedFacism November 26, 2019
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Jesse

An over grown lap dog that is obsessed with cuddles and being a psycho.
that is such a Jesse!!!!
by XOXO😍😘 January 3, 2018
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