glass nipples

The result of cold canadian winters creating nipples so hard they could cut glass.

"Hey bro, you might want to wear a coat, the winds are causing some mad glass nipples."

by CamelToeKa October 28, 2013

Ergonomic Nipples

A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.

I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.

Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.

She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.

by Dick Onchin October 01, 2020

Cookie Nipples

Exceedingly large nipple area on a chick.

Renee looked good until she took off her shirt and exposed her cookie nipples. I nearly puked when I saw those fuckers.

by Lazynutz June 24, 2005

crunchy nipples

What happens to a chicks nipples after you cum on them and then allow it to dry and harden.

After the cum dried on her tits she had crunchy nipples the rest of the night.

by Assbark April 01, 2010

Biscuit Nipple

a nipple that is large and looks like a biscuit lying on top of a breast

Allison, our favorite local stripper has biscuit nipples.

by John Knowles October 08, 2004

nipple-face

Silly guy. Commonly used in International English. Have been created to call people in a nicer way than 'fuck-face' or 'ass-face'

Boni: This guy is such an ass-face!
Morgan: Come on, he is just a nipple-face

by JohnDAubray February 04, 2010

strawberry nipples

When a fat guy has man tits with large, red, point, fleshy nipples that look a lot like strawberries.

That kid Justin has really bad strawberry nipples. "Strawberry Nipples Forever"

by dr. hoodrat November 02, 2015