by Inspired_by_Shari_@Kai August 29, 2014
A gymnast. Capable of randomly doing a cartwheel into a back-flip, a hand-stand, and then a front-flip in the span of five seconds.
Guy 1: "Dude, gymnastics is a girl-sport."
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me?! I do gymnastics and, not only does it get me women, but i can do flips just walking down the street!"
Gymnastics Ninja: "Check this out!" -front-flip, double back-flip- "Now what did you say about gymnastics?"
Guy 2: "Are you kidding me?! I do gymnastics and, not only does it get me women, but i can do flips just walking down the street!"
Gymnastics Ninja: "Check this out!" -front-flip, double back-flip- "Now what did you say about gymnastics?"
by rArr. Cuz i can. March 21, 2010
They sneak up you when you're watching a movie and a real touching scene comes along and all of a sudden tears are streaming down your cheeks. Hallmark movies are infested with onion ninjas.
We were watching the movie Crash when that little girl ran outside to give her daddy the "invisible cloak" just as the angry Persian guy shot at him, and we all thought he had shot Michael Pena's daughter--only to discover the Persian guy's daughter had earlier put blanks in his gun...oh boy, did the onion ninjas sneak up on everyone when we learned the little girl was OK.
by Indybreadman January 10, 2019
Someone who watches YouTubers but doesn't subscribe, like or any form of interaction with the channel.
by ninjawatcher July 31, 2021
A ninja edit is an change made to a published post or article (typically on a bulletin board) that preempts the first response made. Often, the existence of the ninja edit is only made clear by a reference to the mistake or inconsistency in the original article by the response. In such a case, the author of the response began writing before the ninja edit, but submitted the response after the ninja edit had been made.
The phrase is made up of ninja, a much-revered warrior caste famed for their speed and agility, and edit, the process of changing a creative work.
The usefulness of ninja edits is typically hightened by bulletin boards that allow free editing of a post before any responses have been made, but make a mandatory note of any edits made after the first response has been made. Hence, if the author identifies the mistake, he or she must act quickly to rectify it before another poster replies.
The phrase is made up of ninja, a much-revered warrior caste famed for their speed and agility, and edit, the process of changing a creative work.
The usefulness of ninja edits is typically hightened by bulletin boards that allow free editing of a post before any responses have been made, but make a mandatory note of any edits made after the first response has been made. Hence, if the author identifies the mistake, he or she must act quickly to rectify it before another poster replies.
Original post by X:
Hey! I had a really fun day today, I went to the beach with my boyfriend.
Y reads the original post.
X then edits the post to read:
Hey! I had a really fun day today, I went to the beach with my girlfriend.
Meanwhile, Y has written, and subsequently entered, the post:
HAHA! You have a boyfriend? j00r a fag!
Y then reads the edited original post, then enters the post:
Oh! Nice ninja edit!
In this case, the thread would read, to a party reading it at a later time:
X: Hey! I had a really fun day today, I went to the beach with my girlfriend.
Y: HAHA! You have a boyfriend? j00r a fag!
Y: Oh! Nice ninja edit!
Hey! I had a really fun day today, I went to the beach with my boyfriend.
Y reads the original post.
X then edits the post to read:
Hey! I had a really fun day today, I went to the beach with my girlfriend.
Meanwhile, Y has written, and subsequently entered, the post:
HAHA! You have a boyfriend? j00r a fag!
Y then reads the edited original post, then enters the post:
Oh! Nice ninja edit!
In this case, the thread would read, to a party reading it at a later time:
X: Hey! I had a really fun day today, I went to the beach with my girlfriend.
Y: HAHA! You have a boyfriend? j00r a fag!
Y: Oh! Nice ninja edit!
by Odiumjunkie February 28, 2006
A Ninja Nude is the act of getting fully undressed and taking a nude picture during a meeting, classroom lecture or other busy event. Nearly impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
by UrbanDict is life March 23, 2016
one who turns off the "online now" logo but constantly post blogs, comments , bulletins and so on but you never know if you will get a reply due to the absence of the logo
Erik:Dude why do i always get things from Lucas but everytime i go to reply hes not on. then later he gets mad at me for a no reply
Zach: because hes a myspace ninja, you never know when you will get a shuriken like comment to the picture o_0
Zach: because hes a myspace ninja, you never know when you will get a shuriken like comment to the picture o_0
by Erik The Mexi May 14, 2008