my worst nightmare

teen pregnancy

i literally could not handle the pressure of my worst nightmare

by mmmmmmmmmmmj May 12, 2021

nightmare law

The agreement to cause chaos with oneself or others without regard of any consequences.

Let's go nightmare law on those losers.

by Avarix April 7, 2009

Nightmare

1. The brain playing tricks on you.
2. The brain just straight fucking with you.
3. That shit I listen to on a weekly basis.

1) Guy: I HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE EVER! FUCKING JASON VOORHEES WAS COMING AT ME WITH A MACHETE MADE OF TEETH. MY MOMS TEETH!
2). Girl: Oh, school is a fucking nightmare. Goddamnit I can’t sleep at night.
3). Me, at 3 am: YOU SHOULDVE KNOWN, THE PRICE OF EVIL, AND IT HURTS TO KNOW THAT YOU BELONG HERE, YEAAAAAH!!! Oooo~ It’s your FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

by KingKrispy47 February 27, 2020

Nightmare noodles

When for whatever reason, there’s no light in the bathroom. And you're left pooping in complete darkness.

The powers been out for three days, it’s cold and my nightmare noodles won’t flush.

by donnybridges March 25, 2025

Dreams Are For Suicide And Nightmares Are For Homicide

Dreams Are For Suicide And Nightmares Are For Homicide

Dreams Are For Suicide And Nightmares Are For Homicide

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

demon nightmare

Demon grab u when u a sleep a horrible tging

I had a demon nightmare help me...

by Yt Mateo not real name January 6, 2018

Nightmare

A lonely British boy that jerks off every night before crying himself to sleep because he has to let his dog fuck him in his ass so hard he can’t shit right for weeks

Daaaaamn you sound like a nightmare

by SoulOfHades November 20, 2023