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Nathan

Nathan is the type of person who you can rely on. He is the sweetest guy, unless he is too hungry or tired (which makes him super bonk). He is warm hearted and open minded and he loves a good chat where he can share his passions. He is intense and there is not a single thing that He does not perform well. If you’re a parent to a Nathan, you know he is the best son. He will drive miles to help you or smoke a cigar after working on a project together. If you’re a friend, you have a brother for life who will move mountains for you. If you are a dog and you belong to a Nathan, you have the best trainer and company. Nathan and his dog are one and the same. They communicate through their eyes and their love is beyond any description. If you are Nathan’s partner, you’re the luckiest person alive. He will like you for who you are, not for what you own. He will want to hear your dreams. He will love your food even if it’s a culinary disaster. He will share his bed and his life with you and make you breakfast. He will be a great admirer of your own passions. There is one thing though: he is not chill. But that’s because, unlike him, most people don’t know what they want in life.So if you know what you want it shouldn’t be a problem. Nathan is the guy with whom you will have the Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams type of love. Together you can build a life of happiness and passion. That’s more than anyone could ask for. And that’s the type of happiness only a Nathan can help build.
by RoryValle November 18, 2020
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A person who likes barbecue sauce lathered on his tits
Nathan is gay
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man who turns up his mic gain and then proceeds to tell you he hasn't touched his microphone
Joseph: Nathan I can't hear you
*Nathan suddenly gets louder*
Joseph: Turn yourself down what have you done
Nathan: I didn't touch my mic
Joseph: You've done a nathan
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Nathan is a superior race, and will turn down on anyone he is becoming a bitch boy/girl.
He loves war and killing Jews, He is a kid who would not believe any single shit served to him.
He smokes a ton of joints and love Pixelated Apollo.
He is somehow alive from fucking multiple girls across the country that has been in the strip clubs.
He is also YourBaguette Loyal Follower.
If anyone calls “Nathan” Nathaniel, Natalie, Nagger, then he will most likely end your entire career with cock and balls

(That One Kid) HeY nAtHaNiEl
(Nathan) The fuck you say to me you little faggot ass bitch nigga?
Bro, are you Nathan? Cuz your dick is getting nutty
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Nathan is a girl cunt
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The kind of person who will lie about anything and play the "whoa-is-me" card to gain sympathy and try, damned as he might, to bang any girl he locks eyes with. Basically the human equivalent of aids (never goes away) with a nasty attitude to boot.
Nathan: I just found out I got cancer and may only have a week to live. So can you like, sleep with me one last time so I can get one out while I'm still *gasp* alive

Female: Not if you were the last Nathan on earth.
by rainbowdash93 March 22, 2012
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