Maritime Muslim Academy

A school that looks like a prison and has an odd history...

Thats a school that looks like a prisoner, it must be Maritime Muslim Academy

by wejustfoenem February 9, 2023

Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim

N. Doing something hands-free during a cell phone conversation because your cell phone is jammed into your head covering (Burqa).

I was walking behind a Muslin at the grocery store shopping using her Ghetto Bluetooth Muslim.

by peaches14 February 10, 2010

muslim water balloon

While a man's partner is sleeping, he shits, pisses, and cums in a condom. He then throws this latex covered mixture at his sleeping partner's face, thus waking her up to shit and semen everyhere.

person 1: Last night, I used Jenny's face as a muslim water balloon target. There was a massive glob of shit, piss, and cum on her face as she woke up from the massive blow. person 2: Disgusting, yet awesome!!!!

by mister superman 2 January 30, 2010

all american muslim

a reality t.v. show that is an embarrassment to muslims

and that should be known as "all american lebanese ppl"

"hey u c tht show all american muslim?"
"ya i was embarrassed as hell!"

by angelbla November 29, 2011

All American Muslim

All-American Muslim is a reality show on TLC on Sundays @ 10/9c . The show takes a look at life in Dearborn, Michigan-home to the largest mosque in the United States-through the lens of five Muslim American families.

Each episode offers an intimate look at the customs and celebrations, misconceptions and conflicts these families face outside and within their own community.

"I watched All American Muslim last night and it was awesome !"

by ToniCabrerra November 21, 2011

muslim poop charades

When a guy is goin down on a girl, the girl takes a nice, juicy shit in his face, laughs, and says, "Eat that muslim shit, bitch!"

My favorite type of charades are muslim poop charades.

by LauraJ1245 September 28, 2008

muslim curry dip

1.Man gets a condom, and puts it on his dick
2.He dips his dick in hotsauce
3.He inserts a knife into the girl's pussy
4.He fucks the girl for a very painful fuck, causing alot of moaning

Your mom wouldn't stop screaming after i gave her a muslim curry dip

by J West July 9, 2007