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We Will Rock You the musical

a musical based on the songs by the legendary rock band Queen. often shortened to WWRY.

The time is the future, in a place that was once called Earth. Globalisation is complete!

Everywhere, the kids watch the same movies, wear the same fashions and think the same thoughts.

It's a safe, happy, Ga Ga world. Unless you're a rebel. Unless you want to Rock. On Planet Mall all musical instruments are banned. The Company Computers generate the tunes and everybody downloads them. It is an age of Boy Bands and of Girl Bands. Of Boy and Girl Bands. Of Girl Bands with a couple of boys in them that look like girls anyway. Nothing is left to chance, hits are scheduled years in advance.

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

But Resistance is growing. Underneath the gleaming cities, down in the lower depths live the Bohemians. Rebels who believe that there was once a Golden Age when the kids formed their own bands and wrote their own songs. They call that time, The Rhapsody.

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see

Legend persists that somewhere on Planet Mall instruments still exist. Somewhere, the mighty axe of a great and hairy guitar god lies buried deep in rock. The Bohemians need a hero to find this axe and draw it from stone.

Is the one who calls himself Galileo that man?

He’s just a poor boy. From a poor family

But the Ga Ga Cops are also looking for Galileo and if they get him first they will surely drag him before the Killer Queen and consign him to oblivion across the Seven Seas of Rye.

Who is Galileo? Where is the Hairy One's lost axe?

Where is the place of living rock?

Anywhere the wind blows
We Will Rock You the musical will be amazing when Kaitlyn Mason directs it.
by twinkle-twinkle-little-STAR November 9, 2006
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musically

possibly the worst app in the history of the world. basically autistic teenagers doing hand gestures and lip syncs to qualify as "celebrities"
11 year old girl: Yo did you see Jacob Sartorius's new musically?! it was littt!
Me: kill yourself retard, musically is for a bunch of faggots.
by Rattyboy_ December 18, 2017
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Musical D-Bag

1. One who "hates" mainstream music, but continues to state how less popular genres such as classic rock are so much better. They say this, but dont have a clue when you mention bands such as AC/DC and Nirvana. While doing this, that person takes bias opinions of other artsy-fartsy hippies who abolish modern music.
Ex 1 Jane- I love the Beatles!
Tom- Oh Really? Name the people in the band.
Jane- ummmmmmm...
Tom- You're such a musical d-bag

Ex 2
Maurice- Wiz Khalifa was SUCH a good artist...that is, until he hit mainstream.
Howard- You're such a musical d-bag
by heeerrroooo January 18, 2011
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musical orgasm

The point in a song where the tune or beat rapidly switches from mellow to super intense. Or a song which builds up slowy to one huge instrumental explosion. Usually musical orgasms consist of an intense drum beat or guitar riff. A few examples are 'Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees' at 2:36, or 'Coldplay - Fix You (album Version)' at 3:02.
This song as an flawless musical orgasm about three minutes into it.
by singinyoursleep March 6, 2007
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Itchy Muskrat

by The Whole Entire World March 9, 2005
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musical.ly

A social media app where you move the camera around you while singing songs.
DId you see that girl on musical.ly?
Yea I heard she is the number one
by Words no one did yet April 17, 2016
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Musical Penis

A sex game involving one man and several women. The object of the game is similar to musical chairs with the exception of the man's penis is substituted for the chair. There are a few variations in gameplay, such as the man lays on his back or is standing. Like musical chairs, while the music is playing, all the girls circle the man, and when the music stops, the girl who gets the man's penis in her vagina first wins the round. The reward for winning varies, but can include having sex with the girl first, and then waiting until the man is ready again. Play continues until there is one girl left. She is the loser, and typically must submit to having anal sex as a "punishment."

Sometimes, the game could be played as a sex matchup game instead, with an equal amount of guys and girls, and only one round.
Man:*in a room with a bunch of naked girls* Who wants to play musical penis?

Girls: Yay!!!

*they start playing*

Girl: Yes! I win! Haha! We'll be back in a little while!

*game continues until there is one girl left*

Girl: Aww dammit...I lose.....oh well! *bends over*
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