by alwaysonsugarcubes May 27, 2024
by abestmess May 14, 2025
During rectal intercourse, the male participant(s) displaces the original occupants of the aforementioned rectum with his elongated appendage. The probability of this phenomenon occuring is directly proportional distance inserted.
by Mushy bun February 12, 2018
by MysteryGaunt April 08, 2023
A sudden state of mental confusion or forgetfulness experienced by a retired individual after living in the countryside mountains for an extended period of time.
Loree: "I don't see the pickles in the grocery bag."
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"
by JonGold November 24, 2021
When u try to have sex with your girl but u have a floppy flaccid penis that just pushes against her vagina.
by Van Nest February 02, 2020