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MTV

Supposedly stands for "Music Television" . Now airs nothing but music.
Fuck this shit, I'll watch MTV.

Who watches MTV?%
by Alfiemania February 10, 2026
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MTV

MTV is a virtual game show, primarily hosted on Roblox. MTV stands for "Mike's Television." The 's in Mike's is important to answering one of the questions.
"A new gameshow with the name MTV?"

"Yeah! It's Mike's Television.."
by RCButUrban January 10, 2026
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mtv sucks!

The golden chalice of truth that descends upon the millions of unsuspecting, young, insecure American individuals who are being bludgeoned by the credulous infection of bad, boring, baseless media, slipping into their brains like noxious slime, teaching them to consume, fuck, and paint themselves like mannequins, and ultimately refusing them their manifestation of that that is truly youthful: REBELLION.
mtv sucks! is the best antibiotic for our nation's youth, mtv sucks! will expose you to the wonderful strands of music that exist outside of the public eye, mtv sucks! will dose you and make you question reality in the year 2007.
by Crispy Lover III October 20, 2007
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MTV get off the air

1) Probably the song with the best lyrics ever written. Written by Jello Biafra (Eric Reed Boucher) and performed by his band, the Dead Kennedys.

2) A common exclamation of disgust.
Tin-eared
Graph-paper brained accountants
Instead of music fans
Call all the shots at giant record companies now

The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game

But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?

MTV get off the air!
NOW!!!
by Daniel Vosburgh July 26, 2007
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mtv kid

A kid who listens only to mainstream music and is unaware of any music made more than 6 months ago. Also a kid who basically only watches MTV. The only Classic Rock band they have probably heard of is The Beatles. They think all Metal is about Death and its all screaming. MTV kids usually have about 30 songs on their I-pods, basically all the new hits which they soon delete.
MTV kid: LiEk OmG I lIeK HeArD dAt SoNg TwIcE! iTz OlD!
by joe725 October 29, 2007
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MTV Bitch

A person who sits infront of the camera on shows such as 'the fabulous life of... celebrity dogs' and bitches about celebrities.
MTV Bitch:

'P Diddy actually bought a £0.5 million necklace for Elton John then found out Elton was gay. *Does an over-dramatized impression of P Diddy*'
by Daniel McCabe December 28, 2005
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MTV girl

by Robertjack December 25, 2010
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