Aeden Montalvo

The hottest mexican man you will ever see with an ass thicker than a snicker

Damn that guy is like an Aeden Montalvo

by DeitPeipsee May 13, 2022

New Montario

The least populated and least popular American state, having a few hundred people it was the birthplace of the misiveria founder and Geronimo Stilton

Person:Have you seen the news about New Montario? Person2: No,what is that place Person:Its where the Misiveria founder was born Person2:oh ok

by thenoneperson November 6, 2022

The Hannah Montana

Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?

The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds

Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'

James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'

Dann: ' Seconded.'

Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'

James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'

Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'

Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'

by Jackson Pollak August 2, 2019

big montana

1. The largest of the Arby's Food chain Sandwiches.
2. A vagina that is loose and has been beat up like Grace Jones; lips are brown to brownish purple and resemble premium cuts of roast beef from a locally owned deli; sometime accompanied by Horsey Sauce.

That broad had a big montana, but I still ate it all.

by The Diggler May 23, 2006

Hannah Montanna

if ur wearing an ugly wig or acting like someone else and failing at it

miley cyrus plays hannah montanna she wears a wig and acts likke someone else and epically FAILS hehe

by Emily Burns June 17, 2011

Montana

A large rural state that shares its name with Hannah Montana; the most worthless preppie pop culture star since the Olsen Twins, ironically it is noted as being exceptionally boring but is still more entertaining than Hannah Montana.

Hannah Montana is less interesting than Montana. This will change when she grows up and begins making lude videos with the Olsen Twins.

by Styxhexenhammer December 29, 2009

Hannah Montana

A dumb bitch that amazingly doesn't have AIDS.

Hannah Montana: put my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands up they playing my song...

me: shut up, ass clown.

by imma be a rapper 59q671==16890 March 7, 2010