a crunke monke is the moment when a small child (Ness or Lucas) abuses the funne monke (DK) during a smash ultimate game.
Karen almost recovered with her DK, but Jose had other plans and pulled a crunke monke and spiked DK off stage
by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020
Get the crunke monkemug. by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018
Get the Hayden monkmug. a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own
that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.
by life alchemist May 24, 2018
Get the monk slutmug. by sussy baka man May 24, 2022
Get the monke dedmug. a group of 3 beautiful girls that are hilarious and can make peoples day. they have many inside jokes and lots of trips to the store. they are besties
by chicken monk May 19, 2019
Get the chicken monkmug. (seen in a craigslist ad by a local hotel): "Monk room $500.00 available June 1st. Small room with attached bathroom. Furnished. All utilities included. Complimentary local phone & cable. Flexible lease - month to month"
by Bob Stein June 20, 2007
Get the monk roommug. by Bitchpeniscumanal January 4, 2021
Get the Wise monkemug.