Monged outta my Tush

When you are in a retarded mood from drink and/or drugs

Hey man my sheets are suppose to be white not brown
shitty pants" Ya that was last night I was monged outta my Tush.

by Simon galaxy November 21, 2014

Ball Mong

A person that has so little coordination and control of their body that when attempting to play ball sports they resemble a disabled person (mong)

“Have you seen Tyler playing football? “
“Yes, total ball mong”

by JungWalt August 25, 2022

Mong

Someone u want to shag

Mong-Aiden I want ur dick

by KM_7676 March 25, 2023

Massive Mong

The leader of the Labour Party who is an idiot

jeremy corbyn is a massive mong

by fishcakes1 November 28, 2019

Mong

A person who is lazy and unmotivated. Typically due to excessive marijuana use, this is usually their only hobby/interest and will do anything for a sesh.

Oi rory mums your being a mong

by Certified.Gxng March 30, 2023

Mong

Pretty much a retard

The British Prime Minister Is A Mong

by Henry Glasglob May 26, 2019

Will Mong

Will is a abosolute fucking mong and does not belong in group A more like group Z

Whose that fella speaking enchantment table?

- Oh yeah that just Will Mong

by jeldog May 3, 2023