Mong

Noun. A pawn used in a nefarious plan

Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?

Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!

by kymseesghosts March 10, 2024

briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.

Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!

by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018

ging mong chong ming chong

A Racist Black Person

OMG ITS A ging mong chong ming chong, Got your guns ready?

by pawsyfurry April 22, 2024

ming mong

An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village

‘I’m from Hazelrigg.’
‘Okay so you’re a ming mong’

by epic funny February 19, 2023

Mong

The definition of troll in the ARMY (BTS) fandom. Never trust Mong.

Daamn that guy trolls like Mong.

by StrawberryTae June 23, 2017

mong

fucking queer cunt

you bloody mong

by huuuuuuuggggooooo November 28, 2019

Mong

A Mong is used for all pronouns when you refer to them as dumb/oblivious and often do not get obvious hints.

This Mong won’t leave me alone. I’ve cancelled on him 5 times why won’t he get the hint?

Or

I have left this girl on read 5 times in a row, she’ is such a Mong .

by Bringbackaussislang May 30, 2019