Mong

A stupid person smoking a bong over there that thinks they are better or more intelligent but don't realize....

Mong learn respect or the smoke can't save you...

by HaloTheHalo June 10, 2023

Mong

A whimpultarfumppletang phrase used to describe something or something as retarted. It is an abreviation of mongaloid.

Micheal: I am a giant autistic man

Angus: thats full mong

by The Freakstar 2 November 21, 2024

Mong

A mong is someone mentally or physically challenged

Jake is a mong

by December 27, 2020

Mong

Libby Phillips

What an absolute mong!

by UVGaming January 20, 2022

mong

just a bit of an idiot innit

you mong

by Rexoy March 17, 2023

mong

Your local Joe who thinks they can play snooker. They are usually ginger and annoying

Somehow the mong was able to make a 50 break!

by Joe Blogsy January 29, 2023

Mong

1. Sois after 3 or more illybays
2. Louis in distress

Plural: Mongs (social gathering at AP’s house)

“Sois your a mong cunt, stop sticking that tech deck in her mut”

by Naskoh2Trappy May 13, 2022