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Mustache_deku is such an amazing tiktoker. Their extremely kind and hilarious. Even though their obsession with deku is a bit odd sometimes
Wow Mustache_deku is so cool!!
I love mustache_deku account!!
by Rorobertz June 1, 2021
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Moistache

Typically, a man's mustache grown to the point that it is panty dropper to say the least. It is as thick as it is long, and as full and lustrous as one could possibly dream of. It is a walking advertisement for mustache rides. Which only make it grow even more thicker.
Those hipsters are really trying to grow mustaches, but Thomas Magnum has a true moistache. You can tell by the way that it is. Sploosh!
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
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Mystical Mustache

While a girl is blowing a guy super glue is applied all above her lip. When it dries she rips away really hard and fast. The ending result is a clever "mustache" of pubic hair remaining above her lip.
Instead of shaving Bob gave Drew a mystical mustache in return for a blow job and got the same ending result.
by grazing gazelle March 1, 2011
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Talkin' Mustache

Conversation about mustaches between two men, who either currently wear, or recently wore mustaches.
"Sorry it took me so long at the store, the cashier and I got to talkin' mustache and I lost track of time."
by n053b133d September 4, 2011
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Christmas Mustache

The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).
"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."
by sterile_babe111 December 4, 2013
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reverse mustache ride

The act of a man's clean shaven face being ridden by a woman with a hairy bush in order to receive cunnalingus.

A mustache ride being performed on a man without a mustache.
My upper lip is chafed after that reverse mustache ride last night.
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asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.
I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.
by Deee Bag October 16, 2014
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