A blowjob with suction so vicious it would be able to take the chrome off of a trailer hitch, making your dick look like a trailer hitch in Minnesota (which for some reason are all stripped of chrome), dull and lusterless.
"Dude that chick gave me a Minnesota Trailer Hitch last night, I think it may have blown up bloodcells in my dick!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"
by TrailerHitched November 18, 2015
Much like it’s cousin, the Cleveland Steamer, the Minnesota Steam Roller is a sexual act involving two males, where one male defecates on the others chest, then rolls his wiener up and down the turd pile, shoveling and smashing the feces like a Steam roller.
by The Minnesota Steam Roller August 23, 2022
by MightyManT May 27, 2020
This school is absolute shit. The teachers are racist and won’t admit it, AQCs don’t do anything about it. There’s so many god damn tests and no breaks and everyone is so weird and nerdy there. That school sucks and everyone is retarded. DO NOT GO THERE!!!
Friend: “What school do you go to?”
Student: “Oh I go to the International School of Minnesota!”
Friend: “Huh??”
Student: “Oh I go to the International School of Minnesota!”
Friend: “Huh??”
by dogwaterkid68 May 26, 2023
A: Did you hear what happened to steve last night?
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally rottencroch inside an ice fishing hut.
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally rottencroch inside an ice fishing hut.
by the greasy pineapple November 18, 2020
A: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in an ice fishing hut.
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in an ice fishing hut.
A sex act whereas a male with two dildos is in 69 position with a female and alternating the penetration of the dildos between the vagina and the anus as if pulling the operating chain on a chain fall
My wife handed my dad two giant rubber cocks and said, "give me the ole Minnesota chain fall, daddy!"
by DaddyC218 May 21, 2021