Mexican Skidmark

An act where the male performs anal sex on their partner and gets shit on, then drags their shit stained balls across their partner's face.

Tim gave his girl a Mexican Skidmark last night a few hours after she ate chilli.

by Richard Hangslow August 31, 2018

mexican duck

Stupid crazy mofo that makes coffee at 12:47 a.m.

You're a Mexican duck man

by sweaty hooves March 6, 2015

Mexican Motorboat

When one sexual partner adds salt to their respective partner's nipples, places a shot of quality tequila between the nipples, and puts a wedge of lime in their partners mouth. The 1st sexual partner then proceeds to lick the salt off of each nipple, take the shot of tequila, and suck the lime without using any hands.

Ted: Jill, you know I love you and I've always cared about you.
Jill: You know I feel the same way about you. *She blushes and covers her face*

Ted: *Ted exhales as he musters up the courage* Babe I can’t imagine doing this with anyone but you. I want you to be my first.
Jill: Your first what?
Ted: Mexican motorboat. *As he pours a shot of Jose Cuervo*

by Big Dick Swag January 14, 2015

Mexican chimney

The pipe that vents a Port-a-potty's fumes

Damn, that blue room stinks.... i bet that mexican chimney is clogged

by Step Daddy January 14, 2010

Mexican Exchange

When something is defective or breaks on you when it's past the date of exchange policy or warranty, you buy another one of the exact same item and then return the damaged item using the new reciept.

*Explained to me by my Mexican-American friend.

Dude: Dang Bro, my USB flash drive just failed :-/

Bro: Dude, just buy another one from Amazon and return the dead one for a refund... it's called The Mexican exchange!

by TinyT187 February 11, 2010

Mexican Shirt

This is when someone is very fat, but just casually roams around with no shirt. This is typically a male of Latino descent when playing video games. To wear a Mexican Shirt is to wear no shirt at all and the only layer of protection is body fat.

Look at Aidan! He's rocking that Mexican Shirt lifestyle while playing Rainbow Six Siege! What a chubby guy!

by Pulsar Plays November 21, 2019

Mexican Funnel

When a man gets hot sauce poured down his gaped anus. Simultaneously getting wanked until completion. After completion the mans partner drinks the hot sauce out of his gaped anus.

Annie went home after work and performed a Mexican Funnel on her husband

by Suk my dim sum September 20, 2021