Metrosexual

A guy practicing metropolitan sexuality typical in large cities, where the chance of having sex is 180% on Friday night, and 220% on Saturday due to loads of available women showing an interest in love. A metrosexual considers love-making would be too much of a favour, and regards being served an oral act as standard. An atheist by nature.
The metrosexual guy with unnaturally white teeth refused to pay for her coffee.
by A2BisnotA2C April 12, 2019
Get the Metrosexual mug.

Metrosexual

Having intercourse on a train. Amaglamation of "metro" and "sexual."
John took Emily into the bathroom on Amtrack and had intercourse with her, it was a fun metrosexual experience.
by revoLucian1776 February 28, 2024
Get the Metrosexual mug.

Metrosexual

Straight but with more steps
“I’m a metrosexual

“What’s that?”

I’m straight, but with more steps
by Rachel3226 June 03, 2021
Get the Metrosexual mug.

metrosexual

The attraction to anyone good looking on the metro to the extent of waking up early in attempt to hopefully catch the same metro as her again :)
The tendency of an individual to be hitting on every possible option on the metro increases with how qualitatively metrosexual they are. (Yes, metrosexuality increases with how down bad someone is)
X: James is a crazy metrosexual, it’s so funny how you can’t have a conversation with him on the metro without his eyes flitting over the place.

Y: I’m pretty sure he’s down bad, especially since he ended his LDR recently. But I didn’t realise he was this down bad to be catching the early metro just to see a girl he didn’t even know on the same metro.
by niceknowingyaaa June 04, 2025
Get the metrosexual mug.

Metrosexualize

To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.
We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.
by P_MaC May 18, 2014
Get the Metrosexualize mug.