A condition where upon seeing prepubescent teenagers an individual will develope a two inch boner in an uncontrollable fashion. The only known cure for this condition is blowing King dick to completion.
by TheZippo November 8, 2019
Get the Martin Syndromemug. The fuck boi of all fuck boi's. A man who has a small penis and tries to find fault in everyone else so you cannot see his.
by Yup Its Me July 5, 2015
Get the Warren Martinedmug. Tio martin is a sus looking person with a gay intent. other than looking hot he has really sexy lips. tio martin. is born in indonesia and he really loves asian girls. The godess of Music and the god of jazz
by WORDLESSWIZARD December 29, 2021
Get the Tio Martinmug. A small “college town” made up of about 6 thousand students and 2-3 local bars, a Walmart, and a handful of local restaurants to choose from. Mostly country folk come from around the west Tennessee and middl Tennessee area to attend a cheap state school where they can complain that there’s nothing to do. Home to the greatest American passtime, rho omnicron tau. Aside from going to class, people’s lives here consist of smoking, a pike party, then a local bar.
To have extra special fun you may be inclined to drive to Union City, Jackson, or Memphis if the occasion is particularly special and you aren’t satisfied with the local accommodations. Dixieland Delight is the de facto school anthem and chapter song of the Kappa Alpha Order fraternity (although it can be heard sung quite often at Pi Kappa Alphas parties, which for some reason are much more popular, where the local Martin pikes will sing the KA version where everyone chants, “KA, fuck pike”).
To have extra special fun you may be inclined to drive to Union City, Jackson, or Memphis if the occasion is particularly special and you aren’t satisfied with the local accommodations. Dixieland Delight is the de facto school anthem and chapter song of the Kappa Alpha Order fraternity (although it can be heard sung quite often at Pi Kappa Alphas parties, which for some reason are much more popular, where the local Martin pikes will sing the KA version where everyone chants, “KA, fuck pike”).
Bunch o KAs and AGRs and Pikes and sorority girls at the Slide and Rides Saloon: “...Make a little lovin (all night) on a Tennessee Martin Wednesday Night (wooo hooo) it’s my life (kaaa aaa) oh so right (FUUCK PIIIKE) my Dixielaaand Delight”
Girl 1: Martin TN is so dead there’s nothing to do here. What are we gonna do!?
Girl 2: ok let’s smoke this blunt then drive to union city and go to that new restaurant! Then after that we’ll go to Caddies.
Girl 1: Alright grab my juul and let’s go!
Girl 1: Martin TN is so dead there’s nothing to do here. What are we gonna do!?
Girl 2: ok let’s smoke this blunt then drive to union city and go to that new restaurant! Then after that we’ll go to Caddies.
Girl 1: Alright grab my juul and let’s go!
by 5lappA55 May 3, 2019
Get the Martin TNmug. Hugo Martin is a chunky boy who is the creative director at ID software, with their most recent game: Doom Eternal.
by Wraith the discord mod August 30, 2020
Get the Hugo Martinmug. A skinny kid who has no food at lunch, but only has pop tarts. He smells. His dad is typically bald. Camron looks like Gumby
by Bdjdjnfnd February 7, 2019
Get the Camron Martinmug. by L71 May 9, 2018
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