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Sea monke

A rare type of the monke species that lives in the sea. It has a magical aura that it uses to play Sh-boom by the chords in it's vicinity while it searches for sea bananas.
Person 1: if you could be one animal which one would you be?

Person 2: sea monke
by microsoftman November 9, 2020
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monke fards

by TanglefingStar January 30, 2023
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Flying Monke

A good video game for your mobile device (android).
Just search for "flying monke" on the google play store (quatations included)
have you played flying monke?
yes it is a very good video game
by bruggs March 3, 2020
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crunke monke

a crunke monke is the moment when a small child (Ness or Lucas) abuses the funne monke (DK) during a smash ultimate game.
Karen almost recovered with her DK, but Jose had other plans and pulled a crunke monke and spiked DK off stage
by GalaxyKidd November 20, 2020
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Monke penis

Someone who says something for absolutely no reason, has absolutely no meaning just say it around the boys for fun.
Person 1: Bro I hit him once he's one shot
Person 2 : monke penis
by dababyletsgoo July 18, 2021
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monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own
that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.
by life alchemist May 24, 2018
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Le Monke

*Fart* Uh oh Stinky Poop Ahahahahahaha Poopies Funny poopies Elelelele Haha Funny poop, poop funny Wheee Haha Yay for poopie Good poopie Poopie funny Hahahahahahaha Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop, funny Yay Fun fun poop! Tee, hee, hee Poop poopie, yay Poop make me happy, happy, happy Yahahahahaha Uh oh I think I made a poopie
Poop in pants, no diaper, that's funny! Hahahahahahahahaha Oopsie, poopy underwear now Hee heehee We want poopies We want poopies Hahahahahahahah Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahaha Poohoohoo-ah *cough* Poop
You Le Monke
by garysin July 5, 2020
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